In those words Lennon and McCartney could so easily have been writing about the Goodies, but they weren't. In fact I've no idea what they were writing about half the time. All that rubbish about 'I am the walrus' and Eleanor Rigby keeping her teeth in a jam jar or something, and what 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' means I do NOT know! Still, it was better than the boring 'heavy' rubbish John ended up into or, indeed, those soppy tunes Paul sings now. Anyway - Everyboy does need help sometime, somewhere - and The Goodies provide it - Anytime, Anywhere. So why not give us a call? - Now!

Well go on!
Oh all right then - we'll tell you More

What do you get when you hire the Goodies?
Quite simply - us -three men (or two and a half) - minds, bodies, and socks - for you to do whatever you want with (as long as it doesn't tickle).

* The Beatles were a popular singing group in the 1960's.